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Show notes

Running time: 1 hour 30 minutes

Booking from: 30 Oct 2016

Booking until: 30 Oct 2016


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The Show
Mr and Mrs Twit are having a dinner party and YOU are invited.

Les Enfants Terribles theatre company and ebp, the creators of Olivier Award nominated ALICE’S ADVENTURES UNDERGROUND and THE GAME’S AFOOT, are for the first time creating one of Roald Dahl’s titles specifically for adults*, in collaboration with delicious gastronomy from Bompas & Parr and the creative wranglers at Creature of London.

Join Mr & Mrs Twit in their windowless house and ghastly garden for an evening you will never forget.

Your ticket includes the chance to fish the glass eye from your prickly cocktail apertif, hunt for concealed canapes and gruesome hors d’oeuvres, brave a baroque bird pie banquet and potentially perilous pudding, served with ½ bottle of wine or non-alcoholic drinks, all whilst experiencing 90 minutes of entertainment from the worst hosts ever before heading to Mr and Mrs Twit's Upside-Down Cocktail Cavern.

*not for nasty, nosey little children.

Latecomers will not be admitted.

Please arrive 15 minutes before your start time.


Dinner at The Twits – FAQS

What is the format of the evening?Dinner at The Twits is a fully integrated, immersive dining experience.

During the 90 minute show, there will be gripping performance, complimented by a delicious banquet, lovingly prepared by Mr & Mrs Twit.

You can also visit the bar after the performance has finished.

Here, you can relax and have a drink, all in the comfort of Mr & Mrs Twits’ home.

How long does the show last?Dinner at The Twits has a running time of 90 minutes with no interval.

What age range is it for?Dinner at The Twits is recommended for audiences aged 16+, not for nasty, nosey little children.

It is well known that the Twits dislike children.

Their meal and their conversation has been specifically designed for adults.

Children under 14 years old will not be admitted.

Those between 14 and 16 can be admitted on the understanding that they do not smile, laugh, or play with the Twits’ exquisite food.

And that they finish every scrap.

Any person under 18 must be accompanied by an adult.

Where is it and how do I get there?The Twits are taking over The Vaults in Waterloo for their dinner party.

To get to The Vaults, exit Waterloo station via Exit 1, next to Platform 1.

Turn right out of Exit 1.

Continue straight for 100m until you come to a set of stairs, walk down the stairs and turn right onto Leake Street, the graffiti tunnel.

The Vaults will then be visible on your right hand side.

When should I arrive?Doors open for Dinner at The Twits 30 minutes before the start time.

What if I’m late?The Twits despise lateness at their parties.

There are strictly no late admissions.

We advise you arrive at least 30 minutes before your start time.

Do I need to print my ticket?No, you do not need to print your ticket.

You must have a ticket to enter Dinner at The Twits, and we can accept a copy of your ticket digitally, on a device, or a print out.

Will I be admitted if I forget my ticket?No, you will not be able to enter if you cannot present a ticket on arrival.

If you have any issues on the day please visit our on-site box office with the card you purchased your tickets with at least 30 minutes before your performance time, to give us time to find and re-issue your ticket.

Will all members of our party be sat together?Mr & Mrs Twit are currently designing their dinner party venue at the moment to ensure it is ready for your arrival.

Further information on seating plans will be available shortly.

Will I be able to leave the performance at any point?

Theatre details


Leake Street, Waterloo

Leave Waterloo via Exit 1. Turn right onto Station Road Approach & keep on the right hand side. Walk to the bottom of the road & down the first set of stairs. Turn right at the bottom & the entrance is 10m on the right hand side.

Waterloo station is 1 minute walk (60 metres)


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