Jack and the Beanstalk- What a Whopper! Tickets and Hotel

The Show
Written by Jon Bradfield & Martin Hooper with songs by Jon BradfieldDirected by Andrew BeckettLaugh your stockings off to this profoundly silly and staggeringly naughty new adults-only pantomime, from the team behind Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick (????? "the best adult pantomime in London" - Theatre Weekly).

Jack Trott is very poor, very gay and very horny, living with his mum on a dilapidated dairy farm ten miles from the nearest Grindr user.

When he sells their beloved cow for a handful of magic beans, his mum throws them in the compost - and they wake up to the biggest, thickest stalk they've ever seen.

Is there a giant at the top? And if so.

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is he all in proportion?This magical musical adventure is everything a panto should be - just NOT for all the family!Following his unforgettable performance as Queen Gertrude, the outrageous Matthew Baldwin ("wonderful as ever" - Time Out) returns to play Dame Trott.

Reviews:
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"A hilarious and raucous night out.

The script is comedy genius.

With a colourful, fun set, camp costumes, outrageously crude and larger-than-life characters and musical theatre references for days, you won't find another show like it.

"Curtain Call.


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"The Grande Dame of adult panto returns.

Impeccably produced, flawlessly performed, and riotously funny.

Head and shoulders above anything of its kind.

"Reviews Hub
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"A bucolic burlesque of filth, fun and fairy folk.

"The Stage
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"A hilariously saucy, queer-celebratory take on the classic pantomime spirit we all know and love.

"West End Best Friend
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"A British panto on queer steroids.

Stellar performances.

Leaves you with your sides aching"Operation Live Theatre
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"The funniest show I have ever seen"What's Good To Do
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"Adult pantomime at its finest: bold, brilliant, rude, and utterly hilarious.

A night of pure joy that is as wild as it is memorable"North West End
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"A whopping amount of fun"Theatre & Tonic