Beauty and The Beast - A Horny Love Story Tickets and Hotel

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Tickets + hotel fr £49 / person

Tickets + hotel fr £49 £44 / person

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Show notes

Running time: 2hr 20 min. Incl 1 Interval.

Booking from: 14 Dec 2025

Booking until: 11 Jan 2026


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The Show
He might be a beast but his castle is to die for!Award-winning adult-panto queens He's Behind You! return with a ridiculous new version of the 18th greatest love story ever told.

Be our guest in the frostbitten Scottish village of Lickmanochers where inexperienced mummy's boy Bertie becomes the prisoner of an aristocratic brute with lustrous body hair and a castle that's just begging for a makeover.

As the snow falls, it's not just the tension that rises.

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Starring the best dame in town Matthew Baldwin ("sublime" - Guardian; "wonderful" - Time Out) and packed with big laughs, daft frocks, hilarious songs and all the panto trimmings, don't miss London's top festive night out.

It's fabulous fun - just NOT for all the family.

Captioned:
  • Wednesday, 10th December, 7:30pm

Theatre details

Charing Cross Theatre

Charing Cross Theatre
The Arches, Villiers Street
London
WC2N 6NL

Directions:
1 min walk from Charing Cross Tube Station. Walk along Villiers Street, and turn left into Craven Passage - the theatre is under Charing Cross Station.

Tube:
Charing Cross station is 1 minute walk (118 metres)

Performances

MatineeEvening
Wednesday7.30pm
Thursday2.30pm7.30pm
Saturday2.30pm7.30pm
Sunday1.00pm5.00pm
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Beauty and The Beast - A Horny Love Story

Charing Cross Theatre
The Arches, Villiers Street
London
WC2N 6NL

Closest Tube

Charing Cross station is 1 minute walk (118 metres)

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